I stuck them on my fridge for everyone's benefit

1 If I like it, it's mine
2 If it's in my mouth, it's mine
3 If I can take it from you, it's mine
4 If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
5 If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
6 If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine
7 If it looks like mine, it's mine
8 If I saw it first, it's mine
9 If you are playng with something and put it down, it automatically becomes mine
10 If it's broken, it's yours...
And that's exactly how things run in our home!
